The Cobra Chicken
Welcome to The Cobra Chicken, a St. Ardent dive where the lights are low, the drinks are cheap, and the nights never quite go the way you planned.
Strung with mismatched tiki lights and built on warm, worn brown wood, the space feels equal parts inviting and unpredictable. It’s the kind of place where strangers become regulars, regulars become legends, and chaos is just part of the ambiance.
Named for its notoriously territorial namesake, The Cobra Chicken doesn’t pretend to be anything it’s not. It’s loud, a little unhinged, and fiercely beloved by those who know it best.
This shirt is a piece of that atmosphere, a badge for anyone who’s pulled up a chair, stayed too late, and embraced the chaos.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: No Safe Rolls
- Email: contact@support.nosaferolls.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Cobra Chicken Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|